The US Army tests cannabis on a soldier
Q: How are you?A: Pretty good, I guess.
Q: Pretty good?
A: Well, not so good maybe.
Q: You’ve got a big grin on your face.
A: Yeah. I don’t know what I’m grinning about either. …
Q: Suppose you had to get up and go to work now. How would you do?
A: I don’t think I’d even care.
Q: Suppose the place was on fire?
A: I don’t think it would be — it would seem funny.
Q: It would seem funny? Do you think you’d have the sense to get up and run out or do you think you’d just enjoy it?
A: I don’t know. Fire doesn’t seem to present any danger to me right now.
Q: Can you think of anything now which would seem hazardous or worry you?
A: No. No. Everything just seems funny in the Army. Seems like everything somebody says, it sounds a little bit funny.
